sorry:

I hate when someone quotes a statistic like “If you placed all the straws Americans used each year end-to-end, they would go around the world 4 times. First of all, no one has any conception of how far that is, and secondly, no one cares.

(via sorry)

31.Jul.14 1 hour ago

alphiejayy:

Yas mama

(Source: evaunit01, via death-by-lulz)

31.Jul.14 1 hour ago

I am  
          selfish

I am 
              jealous 

Why would 
                       you 

Ever want 
                     me

(Source: umbrafatum, via escapingalexandria)

31.Jul.14 1 hour ago

pestered:

if someone trusts you enough to tell u a secret please keep it

(via escapingalexandria)

31.Jul.14 1 hour ago

ruinedchildhood:

when you say “bless you” to someone before they actually sneeze

image

(via ruinedchildhood)

31.Jul.14 1 hour ago
31.Jul.14 1 hour ago

stephaniejesss:

atemporanea:

atemporanea

That’s absolutely terrifying

(Source: srsfunny, via escapingalexandria)

31.Jul.14 1 hour ago

bullied:

maybe ur dick is so small because you shoved 2/3 of it into your personality

(Source: bullied, via trust)

31.Jul.14 1 hour ago

im-offtoseethewizard:

levis-short-ass:

lyndseyls:

yourtubes:

I genuinely apologize for how I looked in middle school

and high school

and now

i might as well apologise for the future too

(via escapingalexandria)

31.Jul.14 1 hour ago
  • me: halloween is coming soon
  • mom: it's july
  • me:
  • me: halloween is coming soon
31.Jul.14 1 hour ago
  • Me: I should do something with my life
  • Me: *opens tumblr*
31.Jul.14 1 hour ago
,,

How can emptiness be so heavy?

Six Word Story (via drupahti)

(via thinferior)

30.Jul.14 8 hours ago