plaineasyandsimple:

this one time a guy in my class was gonna download his presentation from hotmail.com

HE SPELLED IT WRONG

HE SPELLED HOTMALE.COM

HE WAS CONNECTED TO THE PROJECTOR

WE WERE TWELVE

JUST IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED

(Source: thelifeof-moa, via departured)

25.Jul.14 1 hour ago

foreveralone-lyguy:

allisonargentsarrows:

This bitch put me in an ugly-ass champagne floor gown that looks terrible with my skin tone and she is wearing a cardigan to my birthday party. I refuse to be disrespected by this.

ok but what that the fuck is a hand hug

(via sorry)

25.Jul.14 1 hour ago

spoopee:

kldzbop:

what do bugs do for fun

they ruin lives

(via orgasm)

25.Jul.14 1 hour ago

ashprincessmidna:

thepetcollective:

"How To Train Your (Pug) Dragon." 

I can die happy now

(via sorry)

25.Jul.14 1 hour ago

flewor:

"was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out" - a life story

(Source: flewor, via sorry)

25.Jul.14 1 hour ago

dscourage:

the problem with me is that i care too much about what others think of me & it literally kills me 

(via sorry)

25.Jul.14 1 hour ago

darkchocolateandtea:

Me as a villian

(Source: springfieldusa, via laugh-addict)

25.Jul.14 1 hour ago

(Source: repairings, via sorry)

25.Jul.14 1 hour ago

(Source: fandomlover-4ever, via sorry)

pouted:

my snapchat feed be like

image

(via sorry)

25.Jul.14 1 hour ago

unflaws:

I slept almost all day but almost is never enough

(Source: unflaws, via sorry)

25.Jul.14 1 hour ago

(Source: barack-obottm, via sorry)

(Source: welcomebackalice, via sorry)