17yr:

woah calm down im just trying to date your dad

(via trust)

20.Aug.14 11 hours ago
19.Aug.14 1 day ago

waerlogas:

i may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep inside im actually angrier

(via castle-of-kittens)

19.Aug.14 1 day ago
19.Aug.14 1 day ago

heyfunniest:

mlem mlem mlem mlem

(via lovealways--katie)

supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

(via lovealways--katie)

19.Aug.14 1 day ago

flannelbuttphenomenon:

life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”

(via castle-of-kittens)

19.Aug.14 1 day ago
  • police officer: you're under arrest for shooting someone in the chest
  • me: whoever made the rhyme did the crime(:
  • police officer: haha i have to give you credit for that one dude you're off the hook
19.Aug.14 1 day ago

onlyblackgirl:

bigmacqueen:

Snoop is so reckless on IG lmao

LMAO

(Source: davidurbanke, via ruinedchildhood)

19.Aug.14 1 day ago

y2kid:

i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them

(via trust)

19.Aug.14 1 day ago

(Source: over-protected-life, via highlmao)

19.Aug.14 1 day ago