spenceromg:

I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on

(via sorry)

20.Apr.14 7 hours ago

jerkidiot:

I’m doing an easter egg hunt for my cousins and someone is gettin a meatball

(via sorry)

20.Apr.14 7 hours ago

fruitcrocs:

when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t 

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*gets 0 on the test*

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20.Apr.14 7 hours ago
20.Apr.14 7 hours ago

echoesofoswin:

leonkuwatastonguepiercing:

mukuroikusabaka:

finish this sentence: m

y body craves for the touch of mashed potatoes, the soft white flesh of the vegetable sliding over my body. i havent slept in fifteen days. only the beautiful rapturous gooey white semi solid plant matter inspires me to continue living. sometimes i like to imagine that the mashed potatoes have accepted me as their loving partner. oh can i dream.

What the actual fuck

(via kindafunny-kindasad)

20.Apr.14 7 hours ago

hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

(via sorry)

20.Apr.14 7 hours ago

meladoodle:

ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda

(via sorry)

20.Apr.14 7 hours ago

schloong:

prauprganda:

schloong:

guys stop.

i started the selfie olympics in 2008.

photoshop

you seriously think im wearing light wash flared jeans in 2014?

(via sorry)

englandsbooty:

even People magazine made Shrek jokes

(via sorry)

20.Apr.14 7 hours ago

fecloras:

when the teacher calls you up to present in front of the class

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(via sorry)

20.Apr.14 7 hours ago

gyarados:

People who say “the customer is always right” have clearly never had a conversation with the customer

(via kindafunny-kindasad)

20.Apr.14 7 hours ago

youtubersalltheway:

everyone needs troye sivan in a cupboard on their blog

(via sorry)

20.Apr.14 7 hours ago

lordkirk:

i love how everyones reaction to robin thicke getting a divorce is just like

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(Source: haxonite, via sorry)

20.Apr.14 7 hours ago

yoncehaunted:

When an old post randomly starts getting a ton of notes

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(via sodamnrelatable)

20.Apr.14 7 hours ago

iphonevevo:

when the person who volunteers to read is completely illiterate   

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(Source: pokemonhub, via lolsofunny)

20.Apr.14 7 hours ago